Kabia Condoms:
(Actual Current Text on Wrappers)
-Because you never know when she might have a Giant Germ in her deck.
-Screw the Rules, I have Protection!
-They fit right into your Grand Prix.
-Because we don't need another Mokuba running around.
-For when she summons your Obelisk.
-They're Rigged so you can DEFEAT YUGI!
-"Screw the-" Well, I'm just gonna stop there.
-Just in case she activates your trap card.
-They only come in one size: Ultimate.
-When you need to Project a hologram to make them bigger.
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What else should they say!!
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